It suddenly dawned on the policeman as he cantered across the cobblestones on that cold, cold morning… that something important seemed to be missing from his person…
Mild mannered man to his friend "This gang of youths shouted 'Eh Knobhead' just before I tripped and fell over in the road. I didn't realise they were warning me!".
It suddenly dawned on the policeman as he cantered across the cobblestones on that cold, cold morning… that something important seemed to be missing from his person…
Caught between a rock and a hard place?
World domination was on the cards but he still needed help with the underground movement!
Denny the Flasher was lucky to escape with his life when he opened his raincoat to Molly the Slasher!
It was at this point the flaw in the plan to bury his love-rival in a shallow grave became startlingly apparent…
(This isn't a caption but I just had to say… OMG)
"Excellent. They are unaware. Onward to world domination, O burrowing penis-worm hordes! ATTACK!"
Echo JJ's comment.
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'Mr Bobbitt's been at it again then'
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Mild mannered man to his friend "This gang of youths shouted 'Eh Knobhead' just before I tripped and fell over in the road. I didn't realise they were warning me!".
The truth finally comes out about why Jack traded the cow for the magic beans.
"This eleventh little piggy went around the block"
Get it, from the old toes joke? Eleventh Piggy? 😛
Theo